Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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