Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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