I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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