Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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