You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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