your thong is hanging out like whoa
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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