So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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