the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
