Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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