fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
