you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
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