pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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