I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Randomize
