I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
This is my life. Enjoy the view
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
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