it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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