The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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