how can u be prego again
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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