I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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