The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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