you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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