oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize