After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Randomize
