Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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