I'm drive I can fine osifer
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
Randomize
