you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
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