What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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