Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
false alarm. still invincible.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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