thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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