is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
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