He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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