He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
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