Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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