I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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