what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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