the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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