I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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