The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
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