i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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