he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
They have beer where we have blood.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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