sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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