He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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