The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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