yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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