Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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