normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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