I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
