I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
its not stalking. its research.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
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