we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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