Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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