I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
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I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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