Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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