I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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