we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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