I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
Randomize
