Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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